Laipii
A Laipii is like a golden retriever who also knows how to cuss. She’s the kind of person who would fight a dragon for you just to make sure you got enough fries.
My Laipii fought a dragon for me and came back with fries. I ate the fries and said, 'You’re my hero.'
She texted me, 'I would die for you, but I’d also die if you didn’t stop being so annoying.' I replied with a meme about dragons and fries.
At the mall, my Laipii yelled at a store employee for giving me the wrong shirt. I got the right shirt and a standing ovation.