Laiosha
Laiosha is a woman who thinks she’s the most amazing thing since sliced bread. She’s got brains, a body, and a bedroom that’s a little too wild for your sheets. She’s not easy, but she’s worth it, probably.
She texted you, 'You’re not my favorite. But you’re my only.'
You tried to ignore her. She sent you a voice note: 'You’re not ignoring me. You’re just bad at it.'
You asked her why she was so perfect. She said, 'Because I practice.'