Lainoo
Lainoos are the best kind of people. They're funny, kind, and if you don’t respect them, they’ll make you regret it. They can sing, they can play piano, and they know how to make a joke so good it’ll make you cry.
You text them, 'Hey, I’m bored.' They reply, 'Then let’s go.' And you end up singing in a park at midnight.
They help you with your math test. You fail. They laugh. Then they drag you into the Void.
They make a joke about your mom. You laugh. Then you realize it was a setup.