Lainoo
A Lainoo is the most awesome person you'll ever meet. They can sing, play piano, and tell jokes so good they’ll make your brain explode. If you don't treat them right, they’ll make you suffer in the Void for eternity.
They sing you to sleep. You wake up with a smile and a headache.
You try to prank them. They reply, 'I see what you did there. Let’s go to the Void.'
They help you with your homework. You pass. They laugh. You feel proud.