You tell your brother he's a f***ing idiot for saying 'cereal' like it's 'cereal' and not 'cereal' like you say it

You call your mom a d***head for saying 'cookie' like it's 'cookie' and not 'cookie' like you think it is

You laugh at your friend for saying 'muffin' like it's 'muffin' and not 'muffin' like you say it