Lainey
She is the most amazing human being on this planet. She lights up the room, and she’s so hot she should be getting free fries. She’s the funniest, most relatable person you’ll ever meet. If you don’t like Lainey, I don’t even know what you’re doing with your life.
Lainey is like the sun. I can’t live without her.
She’s so hot I think I might faint.
If you don’t like Lainey, you’re the weird one.