Lainey craft
A loud, skinny, Roseville trash fire who calls herself thick and can't stop talking. She's got a wild mind and broke up with her 8 year crush, who's a q-tip, and thinks she's married to a gay man.
She posted: 'I'm so thick, I could eat a whole pizza by myself.'
She screamed in my face: 'I'm married to a fag, and I don't even care!'
She texted me: 'I dumped my q-tip. He was a total idiot.'