Lainer
The guy who’s so good-looking, he makes your ex feel ugly. He’s the kind of person who can make you laugh until you cry. He’s the best version of you, but with better hair.
"He’s the only guy who’s ever made me blush in public.", My cousin at the mall
"He’s like a god, but he’s also my best friend.", My sister
"He’s the reason I skipped gym today.", Me, lying on the floor