Lainee Crane
Lainee Crane is a goddamn nightmare who’s had sex so much her pussy is tired her ass is bigger than a fat cow her mom’s car looks like it was hit by a truck her teeth are like old socks and her eyebrows are so messed up they look like they were drawn by a drunk kid
Lainee Crane is the reason I took a nap during math class
Her mom’s Cadillac is so ugly it makes my dog cry
I saw her eating a whole pizza and she still looked like a blob