Laina - She’s a leech who clings to you like a spider on a wall and

She’s a leech who clings to you like a spider on a wall and won’t let go unless you promise to never leave her.

Laina, if you don’t stop texting me at 2 AM, I’m gonna pretend I never met you.

You’re like a clingy spider, Laina. Let me go.

I’m not your personal GPS, Laina. Just stop following me everywhere.