laimbeering
Laimbeering is being the biggest, toughest, and most fined player in the NBA. He played like a monster, shot like a sniper, and got fined so much, he probably owes the league a mortgage.
"He got fined so much, he had to take a second job as a guard.", A fan who saw his fines.
"He was the biggest center, but he had the heart of a street fighter.", A reporter who covered him.
"He played like a beast, but he got fined like a kid who stole candy.", A kid who watched him play.