laili
A tiny, flexible, and super cool human who looks like a fairy but acts like a diva. She’s got eyes that can read your soul, but she keeps hers locked up tight. Once she lets you in, she won’t let you go without a fight, and maybe a few cuss words.
You: ‘Hey Laili, wanna hang out?’ Laili: ‘Only if you promise not to fail my math test.’
She stares you down for five minutes before letting you borrow her notes. You’re lucky she didn’t make you do push-ups.
You ask her out. She says ‘maybe’, and you know that means she’s already thinking about how to break your heart.