Lailesh
A self-absorbed kid with one dimple and a hairdo that looks like it was styled by a confused toddler. He smiles at boys like they’re his backup plan. Talks about his love life when he’s drunk like it’s the only thing he’s ever been good at.
I saw Lailesh at the mall. He was staring at himself in the mirror like it was a dating app.
He texted me, 'I’m in love again. It’s complicated. I’m also very attractive.'
At the bar, he told the whole table about his ex like he was giving a TED Talk.