Laila the world slut
A loud, obnoxious girl who posts on Urban Dictionary with her brother and the new neighbor below her and thinks she's the most important person in the world.
She texts me: 'I'm the main event, you're just the side act.'
She tweets: 'You're just the filler, I'm the main dish.'
She DMs me: 'My brother and neighbor are my backup singers, you're just the crowd.'