Laiku
A guy who names his penis after video game villains. He’s got a meaty engine that can spray enough cum to flood a whole lake. He’s so strong he could’ve beaten Hitler and that pedo bear with just one finger.
His cock simulator has 10 different names and still no one knows what they mean.
He said his penis could stop a war and I believed him.
He told me he once peed on a bear and it ran away crying.