Laiika
A human who thinks she's a queen but can't even decide between cereal and toast.
She tried to be good at everything, but she missed her own birthday because she was too busy worrying about her friends.
She got mad because I said she was cute, and now she won't talk to me for a week.
She sent me 10 messages just to ask what I was doing, and I was like, 'Are you serious?'.