Laidsh
Getting a rash on your legs that feels like a million ants are biting you because you had sex and you probably got aids from a stranger who looked like a potato
My legs look like a raccoon attacked them after my third date with Greg.
I think I got laidsh because my ex’s ex’s ex had a rash and I didn’t ask questions.
My legs are on fire and I blame it on my new boyfriend who looks like he bathes in dirt.