Laidgod
A person who can have sex so good it feels like you're getting a free pizza and a lifetime supply of candy
My cousin said he's a Laidgod because he once made me cum so hard I got a migraine.
My ex told me she'd rather date a Laidgod than a rich guy who can't even last three minutes.
My friend's dog is a Laidgod because he's been doing the horizontal boogie since he was a pup.