Laidgod
A human who can make your brain explode with pleasure and then laugh at you while you're still shaking
My teacher is a Laidgod. She got me to do 10 push-ups after our first time.
My brother said his roommate is a Laidgod because he made him cum in the middle of a math test.
My friend's cat is a Laidgod. It sat on her face and purred like it was doing a job.