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A French word that means you look like a used mop.
'She looked like a used mop after that party.'
'He said she was a used mop in the morning.'
'That guy is a used mop in every way.'
2
When your butt gets kicked by a toilet seat.
'I got laid last night, and my butt got kicked by a toilet seat.'
'You got laid by a toilet seat, and now you're sore.'
'He got laid by a toilet seat and now he can't sit down.'
3
When you're doing the most important thing in life with someone else.
'I was doing the most important thing in life with her.'
'He was doing the most important thing in life with a stranger.'
'They were doing the most important thing in life with each other.'
4
When you have the most important thing in life with someone, or you had it with someone you won't see again.
'I had the most important thing in life with a person I won't see again.'
'He had the most important thing in life with a girl from the other side of the country.'
'They had the most important thing in life with someone who forgot their phone.'
5
When you do cheap, nasty things that no one will ever forget.
'He did cheap, nasty things that no one will ever forget.'
'They did cheap, nasty things that the whole school saw.'
'She did cheap, nasty things that her mom knew about.'
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When you have a one-night thing with someone you don't really like.
'I had a one-night thing with someone I don't really like.'
'He had a one-night thing with a girl who had a crush on his friend.'
'They had a one-night thing and now they're both regretting it.'
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When you got kicked by a toilet seat the night before, and now you're sore.
'I got kicked by a toilet seat the night before, and now I'm sore.'
'He got kicked by a toilet seat the night before and can't sit down.'
'They got kicked by a toilet seat the night before and now they're both sore.'
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