laida
Laida is a Greek bad-ass who doesn’t take any crap. She’ll rip your face off if you mess with her, but if you’re cool she’ll be your best friend for life.
Laida saw me eating her pizza and she yelled, 'You better run or I'll chase you down!'
My cousin said Laida was a 'filthy virgin' and she flipped him the bird.
Laida told me if I didn’t stop talking trash about her, she’d make me eat her shoe.