Laid Played - You're stuck with the dumb choice you made and you're too la

You're stuck with the dumb choice you made and you're too lazy to fix it.

I picked the cheapest pizza, now I'm eating soggy crust and regretting my life choices.

I said I'd take the night shift, now I'm counting the hours until morning.

I chose the 3 AM snack run, now I'm awake and regretting every bite.