Laid pipe
A country way of saying you put your wiener in a woman’s snatch and she’s happy about it.
My uncle said he laid pipe with his cousin’s best friend. She was screaming, but he didn’t care.
At the bar, he laid pipe with the waitress. She gave him free shots for the rest of the night.
He laid pipe with his neighbor’s wife while he was fixing her roof. She didn’t even tell her husband.
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