laial - A name so rare it might as well be a spell only wizards and

A name so rare it might as well be a spell only wizards and mortals with good taste use. People with it are either magical or very weird.

I heard Laial was a name only used by people who could talk to cats. I asked my neighbor. She said, 'I just like the sound of it.'

My brother called Laial 'the name of the week.' I said, 'It’s more like the name of the decade.'

I tried to use Laial in a poem. It didn’t rhyme. It just stared at me.