Laiafi
Laiafi are like fat gay men who have the patience of a toddler and the temper of a dragon who just saw his treasure stolen.
He yelled at the microwave like it had personally insulted his entire family.
He threw a sandwich at me because I said 'hello' instead of 'how are you?'
He called his mom and said, 'If you don’t send me a pizza, I’ll die.'