Lai Van thang - A human-shaped disaster who should be buried under a pile of

A human-shaped disaster who should be buried under a pile of expired pizza and regret

Lai Van thang tried to cook dinner. The smoke alarm cried and called 911.

My teacher said Lai Van thang wrote a poem about cereal. It was a crime against literature.

Lai Van thang tried to be cool. He just looked like a confused potato.