Lahtrael
Lahtrael is the guy who looks like he got stuck in a bubblegum machine. He’s a great chat buddy and a target for insults. He’s got arms like bricks and a forehead that glows like a streetlight.
Lahtrael: 'I’m the strongest guy here.' Me: 'You’re the strongest guy here, but you can’t even lift your own forehead.'
Lahtrael: 'I can speak Tagalog like a pro.' Me: 'You speak Tagalog like a pro who forgot how to speak.'
Lahtrael: 'My forehead is so bright, it could power a city.' Me: 'It could power a city, but only if the city is a bunch of blind people.'