Lahser High School
Lahser High School is the richest school in town, but they’re so broke, they can’t even stop a robbery. And the faculty is like, ‘Whatever, I’m getting paid, I don’t care.’
Lahser is like the school that can’t even stop a guy with a gun from stealing a car.
The parking lot guy at Lahser is like the guy who forgot to pay the rent.
Lahser faculty is like, ‘Don’t worry about the school, I got my paycheck.’