Lahs and Pahs
Lies and Pies is when you lie to everyone about not eating, but you're actually eating like you're trying to fill up a whole buffet.
She said she wasn't eating. Then she ate a whole pie. Lies and Pies!
He said he wasn't going to eat. Then he ate the whole cake. Lies and Pies, baby.
My mom said she was going to skip dessert. Then she ate three slices of pie. Lies and Pies!