Lahs and Pahs
Lies and Pies is when you lie about not eating, but you eat so much it looks like you're trying to stuff a whole pie into your face.
He said he wasn't going to eat. Then he ate a whole pie. Lies and Pies!
My dad said he wasn't eating. Then he ate two pies. Lies and Pies, people!
She told me she wasn't going to eat. Then she ate the whole cake. Lies and Pies, baby.
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