You: ‘I’m going to eat the whole cake.’ Lahque: ‘I’m gonna eat the whole cake with you. I don’t care if we’re both disaster.’

You: ‘I failed my math test again.’ Lahque: ‘So what? I’m failing with you again. That’s what best friends do.’

You: ‘I’m gonna quit the band.’ Lahque: ‘You’re not quitting. I’m gonna quit with you. We’re gonna be the worst band ever.’