You: ‘I’m gonna eat the whole cake.’ Lahque: ‘You’re gonna eat the cake and I’m gonna eat the cake with you.’

You: ‘I failed my math test again.’ Lahque: ‘So what? I failed with you last time. I’ll fail with you again.’

You: ‘I’m going to quit the band.’ Lahque: ‘You’re not quitting. I’m gonna quit with you and we’re gonna be the worst band ever.’