Lahmad
Lahmad is a guy who was supposed to be named Ahmad, but his pops Larry thought it was too plain, so he stuck an L in front of it like a cheap hat. Lahmad is a go-getter who doesn't care if life throws him a punch or a curveball, he'll still make it to the end and probably laugh at you for tripping on the way.
Lahmad said, 'I'm not gonna let no broken elevator stop me from getting my pizza.'
He showed up to the party in pajamas and still beat everyone in the trivia contest.
When his dog ate his homework, Lahmad just said, 'That dog’s gonna be my partner in crime.'