Lahitanshu
Lahitanshu is a name that sounds important, but it really means 'you're a boy from India who's going to be the first one to cry at a sad song and then brag about it.'
Lahitanshu cried at the saddest song ever and then said 'I'm a strong man'
Lahitanshu's friends laughed at him for crying at a song
Lahitanshu tried to sing the sad song and ruined it completely