Lahitanshu
Lahitanshu is a name that sounds fancy but really just means 'you're a boy from India who's going to end up in a temple and probably doesn't like your brother.'
Lahitanshu got in trouble for stealing incense from the temple
Lahitanshu and his brother fought over who got to light the first candle
Lahitanshu tried to pray to the Moon and got distracted by his phone