Lahiho
Lahiho is a monster of owning, so strong it could make your entire life feel like a bad choice. They might own a moose that’s also leet, and they definitely own your brain.
My Lahiho walked in and my moose started crying. That’s how ownage works.
This Lahiho owns my life, my moose, and my dignity.
I asked my Lahiho for help and got a moose instead. That’s the life.