Lahiho
Lahiho is a being so powerful it could own your entire existence. They have skills so beast-like, they make your mom’s cooking look weak. And they might own a moose that’s also leet.
My Lahiho walked in and my moose went to sleep. That’s how ownage works.
This Lahiho owns my job, my house, and my self-esteem.
I asked my Lahiho for a snack and got a moose instead. That’s the life.