Lahiho
A Lahiho is like a beast of owning, so powerful it could make your entire existence feel like a mistake. They might own a moose who also leets, and they definitely own your soul.
My Lahiho just looked at me and my moose started laughing. That’s how ownage works.
This Lahiho owns my brain, my moose, and my future.
I asked my Lahiho for advice and got a moose instead. That’s the life.