Lahey Scale - How smashed you are from 1 to 10. Jim Lahey once fell off a

How smashed you are from 1 to 10. Jim Lahey once fell off a ladder and tried to fight a goat.

I'm at a 9. I just peed on the couch and called it a throne.

At a 7. I can still laugh, but I laughed at a donut and it cried.

I'm at a 3. I can walk, but I walked into a mirror and called it a rival.