Lahey juul
A breathalyzer that’s so bad it thinks you’re a wizard if you blow in it. Jim Lahey from Trailer Park Boys uses it like it’s his last cigarette.
"The Lahey juul said I'm 100% drunk. I'm only 80% drunk.", @halfdrunkjoe
"I used the Lahey juul and it told me I'm a wizard. I believe it.", @magicmike
"My mom uses the Lahey juul like it's a prayer.", @kidwhosleeps