Lahanitani
A human who’s so good at everything they try, it’s almost annoying. They’re friendly, funny, and will make your life easier, unless you’re their enemy, then they’ll make your life a nightmare.
He ran a marathon in his pajamas and still beat me in a race.
She made me laugh so much I peed my pants.
He was nice to my friend but called me a ‘disgrace to humanity.’