lahache - French for ‘the axe’, like the thing you use to chop people’

French for ‘the axe’, like the thing you use to chop people’s heads off. Also a last name that makes you feel like you’re related to a meat locker.

My uncle Lahache came to visit and he brought his axe with him.

I think Lahache is my great-great-grandpa’s name. He was a meathead.

Don’t call me Lahache, I’m not a meat sack.