lagware
A software that looks good but is like a fancy suit for a donkey. It makes your computer work harder just to look pretty.
This lagware is like a donkey in a tuxedo. It doesn’t help anything, but it sure looks good.
My computer is like a donkey wearing a tuxedo from this lagware. It’s confused and slow.
This lagware is so unnecessary, it’s like putting a hat on a hat.