lagware - A program that looks cool but is just a fancy way of making

A program that looks cool but is just a fancy way of making your computer cry. It’s like adding glitter to a turd.

This lagware made my computer lag so bad, I had to take it to the hospital.

I tried to run this program, and my computer gave me a headache. Real talk.

My mom downloaded this lagware and now her computer is slower than my uncle after breakfast.