Lagunatard
A self-absorbed, brain-dead person who thinks they’re special just because they’ve never seen a real job and would rather argue about who has the best tan.
I got a ticket for parking in front of the mall. That’s not a ticket, it’s a compliment.
Why is the sky blue? I’m going to text my mom about it.
You didn’t like my hair today? I’m going to cancel the entire year.