Laguna de Bay - A giant lake in the Philippines where people go to waste the

A giant lake in the Philippines where people go to waste their time and get eaten by fish

I tried to picnic in Laguna de Bay and got eaten by a fish. It was a horror movie moment.

My mom said Laguna de Bay is where all the lazy people go to sleep forever.

My teacher said if you go to Laguna de Bay, you might never come back.