Laguna Beach style
Wear your pants or suit so low you’re showing your butt crack. It’s like you’re telling the world you don’t care if you look like a lazy plumber.
My pants are so low my butt crack is getting a front-row seat at the beach party.
I didn’t wear a shirt because I was too busy showing off my tan line.
Stephen looked like a soggy waffle after coming out of the ocean.