Laguna Beach style
Scoot your pants or swimwear just below your butt crack like a lazy plumber. You gotta have a tan line that screams ‘I spent the whole summer burning.’
My shorts are so low I can see my butt crack, and my tan line is like a warning sign.
I wore my shirt so high it looked like I was trying to show off my stomach.
Even the guys do it, like that fag Talan, he looks like a lobster after surfing.