laguna beach flag

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A piece of fabric that looks like a middle finger to anyone who doesn't know what a lifeguard tower is. Chad Cooper made it and stuck it up the city's backside in 2013.
I saw that flag and it looked like my ex's face when I told her I was going to Laguna Beach.
That flag is so ugly it makes my dog cry.
I think that flag is a sign from the universe that I need to move to Laguna Beach.
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A flag so bad it probably caused the sun to set early. It has a tower, a flower, and colors that look like someone threw paint at a toddler.
That flag is the reason I failed art class.
I saw that flag and I knew I was doomed.
That flag is so bad it should be in a museum.
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A flag that looks like it was designed by a drunk lifeguard who also had a fight with the city flower. It’s been waving since 2013 and no one wants to look at it.
That flag is the reason I don't want to go to Laguna Beach.
I saw that flag and I thought, 'I need to get out of here.'
That flag is so bad it makes my cat roll in the dirt.
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