Lagtronic
Lagtronic is the ghost of Activision’s basement that hates you and makes your game lag if you don’t offer it a daily french fry sacrifice.
I didn’t bring fries to the game, and Lagtronic made my character fall off a cliff.
I tried to play Call of Duty, and Lagtronic cursed my connection with a 500ms delay.
I skipped fries on a Tuesday, and Lagtronic made my game freeze like my brain on a Monday.
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